- Fluffy chicken
- Harlem Shake
- American man [weird event]
- Using…
TEAM FREE WILL IS THREE HUMANS
THREE HUMANS
HUMANS
A LAW SCHOOL DROPOUT, A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT, AND NOW
A HEAVEN DROPOUT.
Stranger 1: hello, dean
Stranger 2: Damn it, Dean, not again…
Stranger 1: sam, is that you/
Stranger 2: Uh, yes? Who’s this?
Stranger 1: i am castiel. sam, i have a question for you.
Stranger 2: Okay, shoot.
Stranger 1: how do you make capital letters/ and question marks/
Stranger 2: Shift key, Cas.
Stranger 1: OH, I SEE. THANK YOU.
Stranger 2: No, you hit the capslock…dammit, stay there. I’m coming to help you.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Stranger 1: Now that we’re alone…how would you like your slutty angel to entertain you, Dean?
I’ve definitely reblogged this already once before but I needed to again.
aaaaaah the picture of cas at the computer though
How would you like your slutty angel to entertain you Dean.
Oh my god.
Cas’ little wings though
(Source: askteamfreewill)
5-year-old girl raises hundreds of dollars selling lemonade in front of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Jayden’s fundraiser’s is also hosted oncrowdrise.com, which has already raised $10,165 as of Monday morning. From the page’s description:
Jayden, a 5 1/2 year old beautiful girl, will be selling lemonade on the front lawn of the Equality House with an ole’ fashioned lemonade stand. 100% of proceeds from the sales will go directly towards the work of Planting Peace. Let’s show Jayden how powerful philanthropy can be! Come on your lunch break, bring your kids, and have a good time with us!
Hm… a Human… Nevfur saw one of those befur… Are those one of the races Her Impurrial Condescension conquered?
…They got tentacles fur arms and use ovipositors to lay eggs in people’s chests, right? Maybe I’m getting my galaxies mixed up. I nevfur really kept up with the Alternian newspapurrs!
I’m sorry, even if I saw your John creature I don’t think I’d know it was him! :((
My apawlogies. Good luck finding him! :((
This is literally my favorite post of all time.
I CANNOT FUCKING BREEEEEAAAAAATHE
(Source: ralphthemouth)
Amazing Damaged Vriska
She drove to the con in costume and almost crashed like 5 times because she lost her depth perception. That’s dedication.
“I wanted to compliment you on your arm hiding but needed to check that you actually had an arm you were hiding first” -me to her
there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
sam
does your badge say that you’re special agent han solo
how the flying fuck did they even survive this long
Dead men don’t wear plaid apparently.
(Source: matttcohen)
do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
I had to walk to another room
Abandoned 123 year old school
It’s my fucking dream to gather a group of friends and explore a place like this.
Sure, there might be some murders but the survivor will have a story of a lifetime.
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